Dixie fried celebrity

Ever have one of those days where only a whole tray from the box of chocolates will do to fill the gap, well read on

did you ever have one of those days, when you thought kentucky fried chicken was going to taste Ok and not leave you with a mouth coated in a fine layer of hardened grease?

Are you the kind of person that they don’t actually call confident more “too stupid to realise”

Well don’t worry thats what ordinary is all about.

“Being Jordan” (Katie Price)

I remember when the comedian and author Ben Elton used to go on and on about Farties, in other words reall people, not the sort of people you see in adds whose bottom cheeks have never so much thought of farting. The I saw Ben one day on a day time TV slot, he no longer looked like he was living in a one bedromm flat in North London, he was brown looked like he had a personal trainer, a film had been made of one of his books and he was busy justifying his scramble for wealth and fame. I wondered if he farted any more, or maybe he paid someone to fart for him.

So I’m a money grabbing, publicity seeking, but the public have bugger all esle to watch person get me out of here, for my US readers…this is a reality show with z list celebs called “i’m, a celebrity get me out of here”, they are left in a jungle camp in Australia and then the public decide who should go through different hardships (like eating all kinds of jungle food like witchety grubs) and then finally vote them out.

I can’t take my eyes off it, what ever happened to the good telly of my youth, or maybe that wasn’t any good either, just that telly was new and I didn’t know any different.

So back to the dixie fried chicken, if I had a personal chef I wouldn’t have this problem, alfonse bring me my southern fried witchety grubs and get me out of here.
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