Human Beings First
hmmm its so easy to project our own feelings and thoughts onto others, just reread and rewrote the passage under my picture…
just wanted to add we are humans beings first…farting, fucking, eating sleeping, doing the basics, and it is equally important to be grounded in those too, so make a nother pot of tea and break out the choccy biscuits….so this tale…
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to
the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially
embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall
asleep quickly…he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to
get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replies. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that
we’re married.”
“Wow! That’s a great idea!!” he exclaims.
“Good,” she replies. “Get your own damn blanket!”
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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